Cordelia: Lemme break this down for you, Fred. (Being Buffy) Oh, Angel. I
know that I am a Slayer, and you are a Vampire, and it is impossible for us
to be together, but --
Wesley: (Being Angel) But my gypsy curse, and our hot little loins,
sometimes prevent us from seeing the truth. Oh Buffy --
Cordelia: Yes, Angel?
Wesley: I love you so much I almost forgot to brood.
Cordelia: And just because I sent you to hell that one time doesn't
mean we can't be friends.
Wesley: Or possibly more?
Cordelia: Gasp! No! We mustn't! You'll lose your soul!
Wesley: To hell with my soul! Again! Kiss me!
Cordelia: Bite me!
Angel: How 'bout you both bite me?
Fredless
received 59.7% of 72 votes [Finalist! received 51% of 212 votes]
Angel: And your hair. What color do they call that? Radioactive?
Spike: Never much cared for you, Liam. Even when we were evil.
Angel: Cared for you less.
Spike: Fine.
Angel: Good. There was one thing about you...
Spike: Really?
Angel: Yeah, I never told anybody about this, but I...I liked your poems.
Spike: You like Barry Manilow!
Hellbound
received 48.4% of 62 votes
Gunn: Still not sure why blondie-ghost tagged along.
Spike: Not much choice really, is there? Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.
Wesley: Yeah. Remind me again how you ended up in the front seat.
Spike: Called shotgun, mate.
Wesley (looks at his shotgun): Oh. I thought we were doing a weapons check.
The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco
received 41.5% of 41 votes
Spike: Hello, big guy! Need another car. Afraid this last one ended up in the drink...
Angel: Spike...
Spike: Look at you.
Angel: Just turn around and walk away.
Spike: You're a--
Angel: Spike!
Spike: You're a bloody puppet! You're a wee, little puppet man!
Smile Time
received 41% of 100 votes [Finalist! received 16.9% of 212 votes]
Angel (trying to use the phone): Um...can I get a cup of coffee or something?
Voice: You have reached ritual sacrifice. For goats, press one, or say "goats."
Conviction
received 33.7% of 89 votes
Faith: Angel's got a kid?
Wesley: Connor.
Faith: A teenage kid… born last year.
Wesley: I told you. He grew up in a hell dimension.
Faith: Right. And what? Cordelia spend her last summer as…?
Wesley: A divine being.
Faith: Uh-huh. Can I just ask… what the hell are you people doing?
Wesley: Leading complicated lives, obviously.
Salvage
received 33.3% of 81 votes
Angel (holding out his hand): I'm Angel. Pleasure to meet you.
Mr. Wyndam-Pryce: Do you really expect me to shake that?
Angel: I'm not real comfortable with hugging.
Lineage
received 31.8% of 110 votes
Butler: Do you have an appointment with Mr. Hainsley?
Spike: Let's just say he sent us an invitation.
Angel: We're— I'm from Wolfram & Hart.
Spike: I'm his date.
Just Rewards
received 31.6% of 95 votes
Angel: Maybe not. But I'll die before I let you hurt anyone else.
Jasmine: You're already dead!
Angel: You know what I mean.
Peace Out
received 31.1% of 45 votes
Man: This is a private club. Featured word: Private.
Angel: You don't talk to me, I'll kick your ass. Featured word: Ass.
Expecting
received 30% of 70 votes [Finalist! received 3.3% of 212 votes]
Gunn: How's Fred doing?
Wesley: I'm sure "Knoxy" will take wonderful care of her. Don't you think it's a bit unseemly adding y's to the ends of people's names?
Gunn: Does that mean I have to call you "Westle"?
Conviction
received 27.3% of 33 votes
Spike: You're king of a thirty-floor castle, with all the cars, comfort, power, and glory you could ever want, and here I save the world, throw myself onto the proverbial hand grenade for love, honor, and all the right reasons, and what do I get? Bloody well toasted and ghosted is what I get, isn't it? It's not fair.
Angel: Fair?! You asked for a soul: I didn't! It almost killed me. I spent a hundred years trying to come to terms with infinite remorse. You spent 3 weeks moaning in a basement, and then you were fine! What's fair about that?!
Just Rewards
received 26.6% of 64 votes
Angel: How old were you when you realized you could track like this?
Connor: I don't know. Five, six. We didn't exactly celebrate birthdays in Quor-Toth. Holtz made up a game so I could practice.
Angel: What, do you mean he'd hide things for you to find?
Connor: Kind of. He'd tie me to a tree and then run away.
Magic Bullet
received 26.5% of 34 votes
Connor: I'll kill you!
Angel: It'll pass.
Lorne: Right. 'Cause Lord knows he's never tried that before.
Magic Bullet
received 25.9% of 54 votes
Cordelia: Okay, you get to leave now. You're not gonna come in here and accuse Angel like this.
Wesley: Cordelia.
Cordelia: No! I don't care how many files you have on all the horrible things that he did back in the powdered wig days. He's good now. And he is my friend. And nothing you or anyone else can say will make me turn on a friend!
Angel: Cordelia. He's right.
Cordelia: You stake him and I'll cut his head off.
Somnambulist
received 25.7% of 70 votes [Finalist! received 5.2% of 212 votes]
Angel: Look, Lorne, I-I- I have things. I'm busy. I'm brooding.
Lorne (sees a television on): You're watching hockey!
Angel: Yeah, but my team is losing.
Life of the Party
received 25.7% of 74 votes
Wesley: Everything he's told us to do, we're doing. Spike's thinking positive, Gunn is peeing all over the office.
Fred: And we're a little bit drunk.
Wesley: Yes. But not because we drank, because Lorne told us to be drunk.
Angel: Lorne told you to pee all over the office?
Gunn: Lord, I hope so.
Life of the Party
received 25.7% of 74 votes
Angel: I'm not perfect, Faith. Even with a soul I've done things I've wished a thousand times I could take back.
Angelus: Yeah, like those Manilow concerts, you son of a bitch!
Orpheus
received 25.3% of 99 votes
Jasmine: And look what free will has gotten you.
Angel: Hey, I didn't say we were smart. I said it's our right. It's what makes us human.
Jasmine: But you're not human.
Angel: Working on it.
Peace Out
received 24.5% of 45 votes
Angel: She was eating people.
Lilah: They knew what they were getting into.
Lorne: Her stomach?
Home
received 23.9% of 46 votes
Spike: You've heard of me?
Mr. Wyndam-Pryce: No. We've met. 1963. My colleagues and I fell upon you slaughtering an orphanage in Vienna. Killed 2 of my men before you escaped.
Spike: Oh... how've you been?
Lineage
received 23.6% of 110 votes
Vampire: Something big is coming, and when it gets here, we're gonna be in prime position for—
Angel: An ass whoopin'?
Shiny Happy People
received 23.5% of 34 votes
Demon: I eat fish and occasionally vermin, but that's it, I swear! You believe me, don't you?
Fred: You're still breathing, aren't you?
Demon: More like hyperventilating. You scared the cream cheese outta me.
Magic Bullet
received 23.5% of 34 votes
Hainsley: A ghost, huh? You brought a ghost as your backup, vampire?
Spike: I'm not here to back him up. I just haunt the bastard.
Just Rewards
received 23.4% of 64 votes
Darla: But we...
Angel: Yes...
Darla: ...and you...
Angel: I know...
Darla: Then I...
Angel: Three times...
Darla: You're not evil?
Epiphany
received 22.9% of 70 votes [Finalist! received 5.7% of 212 votes]
Sahjhan: I have a lot of work to do. I can't be in every time/space at once, and here I find you drinking with my sworn enemy.
Angel: Sworn enemy? Really? Have we met? Because I don't remember swearing.
Sleep Tight
received 21.8% of 55 votes [Finalist! received 0.5% of 212 votes]
Spanky: You know what I'm doing now? I'm applying pressure to your windpipe. You'll pass out, and then I'll let Mr. Fries decide if he wants you to wake up again.
Angel: Do you know what I'm doing now? Not using my windpipe.
Conviction
received 21.3% of 89 votes
Angel: What, am I supposed to swoon? It's an office.
Lilah: With your own private elevator. Care to take it for a spin?
Angel: What's it gonna do, huh? Drop me in a vat of holy water?
Lilah: I was pushing for that, but they went with the motor pool. Figured you'd like to stay mobile, what with all that rushing out to save the day you're so fond of.
Home
received 21.2% of 33 votes
Wesley: I'm not quite finished. I think it's only fair that everybody have a turn. The cross obviously doesn't affect me or our friend, the pugilist.
Gunn: Oh, your ass better pray I don't look that word up.
Spin The Bottle
received 21.1% of 57 votes [Finalist! received 5.2% of 212 votes]
Angel: What you did to me was unbelievable, Connor. But then I got stuck in a hell dimension by my girlfriend one time for a hundred years, so three months under the ocean actually gave me perspective.
Deep Down
received 20.8% of 53 votes [Finalist! received 1.4% of 212 votes]
Cordelia: Wow. How did I - ? I am a spy. I get it now. You're all spies. Probably all Russian. And you've brainwashed me, and want me to believe we're friends so I'll spill the beans about some nano-techno-thingy that you want.
Gunn: So... I look Russian to you?
Cordelia: Black Russian.
Angel: That's a drink.
Cordelia: Says the head spy.
Slouching Toward Bethlehem
received 20.8% of 53 votes [Finalist! received 4.2% of 212 votes]
Wesley: Spike has been unintentionally disapparating more and more frequently.
Gunn: Give him twenty minutes: he'll be popping up next to you in the bathroom, making cracks about your . . . Am I the only one he does that to?
Hellbound
received 20.8% of 53 votes
Wesley: Angel --
Angel: Invite me in.
Wesley: What?
Angel: I've never been here before, Wesley! You have to invite me in!
Wesley: That's true, you haven't...Well. Perhaps if you'd shown more interest --
Angel: Wesley!
Wesley: Yes! No! Absolutely! I invite you in! In I invite you!
Epiphany
received 20% of 70 votes [Finalist! received 6.6% of 212 votes]
Gunn: You wanna give us your evil law firm..? We ain't lawyers!
Fred: Or evil. Currently.
Home
received 19.6% of 46 votes
Angel: "All Souls"?
Wesley: Prayers for the departed.
Spike (to Angel): You should know that, being departed and all.
The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco
received 19.5% of 41 votes
Fred: You know what they say about payback? Well, I'm the bitch.
Supersymmetry
received 19.3% of 57 votes
Lindsey: I guess it's fair to say you've never seen anything like real poverty. I'm talking dirt poor. No shoes, no toilet. Six of us kids in one room. And come flu season it was down to four. I was seven when they took the house. They just came right in and took it. And my daddy's bein' nice, you know? Joking with the bastards while he signs the deed. See we had a choice -- you got stepped on or you got to steppin'. And I swore to myself I wasn't goin' to be the guy standing there with a stupid grin on my face while my life got dribbled out…
Angel: Ooof. I nodded off. Did you get to the part where you're evil?
Blind Date
received 19.2% of 52 votes
Darla: All you have do, is let me give you one little moment of happiness.
Angel: You took me places, showed me things. You blew the top off my head. But you never made me happy.
Darla: But that...that cheerleader did?
Dear Boy
received 19.2% of 52 votes
Furies: Only Angel is equipped to make good on this debt.
Cordelia: Angel pfttt. I don't know. For a guy, who's a couple of centuries old; not very big with the wise investing. And when you say 'equipped' that isn't what you mean, is it?
Furies: Mmm, Angel.
Cordelia: Got it. And 'eww!'
That Old Gang of Mine
received 19% of 84 votes
Groo: You and I have fought side by side on more than one occasion – Fellow warriors, shoulder to shoulder. By now, my counsel must assuredly hold weight, so I beseech you to heed my words...
Angel: Mmo-kay...
Groo: "Pomegranate Mist" is the wrong color for this room.
The Price
received 18.2% of 55 votes
Connor: I think...maybe I tried to kill your friend.
Angel: Yeah, well... she's used to it.
Benediction
received 18.2% of 55 votes
Angel: Wes, Lilah and I weren't exactly friends—
Wesley: You were mortal enemies. Why should you care what happened to her?
Angel: Because you did.
Inside Out
received 18.2% of 33 votes
Angel: Well, he said "drop the bomb." We don't know what that means.
Wesley: We very nearly found out.
Angel: What? I'm not allowed to hit people?
Wesley: Not people capable of genocide.
Angel: Those are exactly the types of people I should be allowed to hit!
Conviction
received 18% of 89 votes
Spike: I must be in hell.
Lorne: Uh, no. L.A., but a lot of people make that mistake.
Just Rewards
received 17.9% of 95 votes
Lilah (being Fred): Oh, forget about that evil witch. Let's talk about me. I'm good and pure and science turns me on, and-and one day if I pray hard enough and eat all my vegetables, I just might just have hips.
Apocalypse, Nowish
received 17.5% of 57 votes
Fred: I'm still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.
Ground State
received 16.9% of 53 votes
Willow: I flayed a guy alive and tried to destroy the world.
Wesley: Oh. So…
Willow: Darkness. Been there.
Wesley: Yes. Well, I never… flayed. I had a woman chained in a closet.
Willow: Oh, well, hey!
Wesley: Nah, it doesn't compare.
Willow: No, dark! That's dark. You've been to a place...
Orpheus
received 16.2% of 99 votes
Wesley: Thought you could use a little release. Feel natural?
Faith: Just like riding a biker.
Salvage
received 16.0% of 81 votes
Angel: What I meant was ... I'm gonna miss her. She was just this nice, quiet kind of crazy. I found it soothing.
Cordelia: And what, I'm not soothing? I can be soothing. I could soothe your ass off, pal.
Fredless
received 15.9% of 82 votes
Gunn: I wanna know how he does it. No last name, no bank account. How are you ordering stuff off the web?
Fred: It's not that hard, really. All you have to do is hack into the shipping database, find someone who is ordering what you want, then substitute your information. Except that would just be high-tech robbery.
Angel: I memorized Cordelia's credit card numbers.
Fred: Oh. Low-tech robbery.
Loyalty
received 15.9% of 82 votes
Cordelia: I know it's a bit of a shock. I mean, nobody's more shocked than me. [She looks at Connor.] Okay, maybe him.
Players
received 15.9% of 69 votes
Fred: Still, shouldn't we try and find out...what's in there?
Connor: We already know. Our baby.
Gunn (to Angel): Well, congratulations. You're gonna have a grandspawn.
Players
received 15.9% of 69 votes
Fred: Were we too harsh? I was just asking.
Wesley: No, they were bound to skulk off to neutral corners.
Gunn: Two vampires hook up, and — for the only time in vamp history — have a kid, our boy Connor. Then Connor grows up, knocks it out with Cordelia, a part-demon former higher-being. And — quick as you can say "Easy Bake Oven" — there's a gigantic bun in hers. I don't think we were too harsh.
Players
received 15.9% of 69 votes
Gunn: Now you did it. I'm gonna have to get your lame-ass blood all over my sweet new suit.
Players
received 15.9% of 69 votes
Gunn: Five herb shops in Chinatown and we've been to four. How come whatever we're searching for is always in the last place we look?
Wesley: I supposed it is one of the unwritten laws of being a 'dick.' Ah, a sleuth, a gumshoe, Sherlock.
Gunn: All I know is you use the word 'dick' again and we're gonna have a problem.
That Vision Thing
received 15.5% of 84 votes
Angel: Maybe my persona is a little affected--
Swami: A little affected? Come on. How many warriors slated for the coming apocalypse you think are gonna be using that hair gel? Don't get me wrong, you're out there battling ultimate evil, you're gonna want something with hold.
Guise Will Be Guise
received 15.4% of 52 votes
Fred: This thing really blurs the line between human and robot.
Spike: A HA! So you're not ruling out that a human being could've boffed a robot . . . Sex with robots is more common than most people think.
Lineage
received 15.4% of 110 votes
Willow: Yes, hi. You must be Angel's handsome yet androgynous son.
Connor: It's Connor.
Willow: And the sneer's genetic. Who knew?
Orpheus
received 15.2% of 99 votes
[A beaten-up Angel returns with unconscious Skip.]
Wesley: What happened?
Angel: We had words.
Lorne: Between the pummeling?
Inside Out
received 15.2% of 33 votes
Gunn: Guy steps out for a few hours, half the place goes super-villain.
Inside Out
received 15.2% of 33 votes
Gunn: Come on, Wes, how long are you gonna be satisfied, sitting there sticking pins in maps and blowing dust off your books? Sorry, man. I shouldn't have said it like that.
Wesley: No, no, no. They are rather dusty.
Home
received 15.2% of 46 votes
Lilah: Don't be thinking about me when I'm gone.
Wesley: I wasn't thinking about you when you were here.
Tomorrow
received 15.1% of 53 votes
Spike: Is this the part where I say, "Who's there?" and something creepy happens?
[A shadow moves nearby.]
Spike: Thought so.
Hellbound
received 15.1% of 53 votes
Lilah: You're a remarkable man, Angel.
Angel: And you're an evil bitch.
That Vision Thing
received 14.3% of 84 votes
Cordelia: Oh please. They've got the forbidden love of all time.
They've been apart for months, now he's suddenly human? I'm sure they're down
there just havin' tea and crackers.
I Will Remember You
received 14% of 100 votes
Gwen: Gunn, I already apologized for killing you. What more do you want? A wake?
Long Day's Journey
received 13.6% of 81 votes
Angel: So I guess we should, I don't know, talk?
Eve: About what?
Angel: About what happened back there with us.
Eve: Angel, it's not like this is the first time I've had sex under a mystical influence. I went to U.C. Santa Cruz.
Life of the Party
received 13.5% of 74 votes
Cordelia: Actually, I'm feeling superior because I have an arrow pointed at your jugular. And the irony of using a phallic shaped weapon? Not lost on me.
Billy
received 13.4% of 82 votes
Angel: Seeing real ballet, live, it's...it's like another world. Gunn, these guys are tight, and you're gonna be tripping out.
Gunn: Don't be using my own phrases when we've lost the trust.
Waiting in the Wings
received 13.4% of 82 votes
Wesley: Seems strange now. A being of her immeasurable age. You think she'd already have a name.
Lorne: Well, maybe it was embarrassing, like Hester or Peanut.
Sacrifice
received 13.3% of 45 votes
Fred: Weird—Connor walking out like that, you know? Leaving us unguarded.
Lorne: Yeah. If he's not careful, we might move about freely in our impervious 10 by 9 steel cage.
Peace Out
received 13.3% of 45 votes
Lilah: Mind if I join you?
Wesley: On many levels and with great intensity.
Tomorrow
received 13.2% of 53 votes
Knox: And how do you know your spellcasters didn't screw up the payload?
Wesley: Because I went over the work, and I got that knowing feeling you get when you know something.
Life of the Party
received 13.2% of 53 votes
Fred: Why do girls want to look like that? I spent years in a cave, starving. What's their excuse?
Cordelia: Fashion.
Carpe Noctem
received 13.1% of 84 votes
Jasmine: I was forged in the inferno of creation, vampire. Do you really think a little electricity would destroy me?
Angel: Worth a shot.
Peace Out
received 13% of 46 votes
Angelus: Name's Angelus.
Wesley: I don't wish to resort to drastic measures. But unless you listen to reason, I warn you...
Angelus: You're warning me? What happened, Wes? You suddenly grow a pair?
Eternity
received 12.8% of 70 votes
Cordelia: Took you long enough to figure it out but nice turn with the Lorne bait. You know, there was a time I would've seen that one coming eons before it ever crossed your tiny little mind.
Angel: Because you're so clever.
Cordelia: On the scale of you to me, pretty damn.
Inside Out
received 12.1% of 33 votes
Gunn: Couldn't have been easy for you seeing Lilah again like that.
Wesley: Oh. Yes. That was awkward, wasn't it? You decapitate a loved one; you don't expect them to come visiting.
Gunn: "Loved one"?
Wesley: Figure of speech.
Home
received 12.1% of 33 votes
Lorne: You know what they say about people who need people...
Connor: They're the luckiest people in the world.
Lorne: You been sneakin' peeks at my Streisand collection again, kiddo?
Magic Bullet
received 11.8% of 34 votes
Angel: It wasn't too long ago that you were the one making the case for her rehabilitation.
Wesley: It wasn't too long ago I had full feeling in my right arm.
Sanctuary
received 11.5% of 52 votes
Angel: I was having a nightmare.
Bethany: Looked like a pretty happy dream. Maybe the covers were just rumpled.
Untouched
received 11.5% of 52 votes
Cordelia: Au contraire. His day is packed. Brood about Darla. Brood about Darla. Lunch! Followed by a little Darla brooding.
The Shroud of Rahmon
received 11.4% of 70 votes
Angel: But I did get time to think. About us, about the world. Nothing in the world is the way it ought to be. It's harsh, and cruel, but that's why there's us. Champions. It doesn't matter where we come from, or what we've done, or suffered, or even if we make a difference. We live as though the world were as it should be. To show it what it can be. You're not a part of that yet. I hope you will be.
Deep Down
received 11.3% of 53 votes
Spike: How long did you know I was there?
Fred: Just since the lobby . . . But that popping up behind me was really scary. Look, I dropped my papers.
Spike: Nice touch.
Hellbound
received 11.3% of 62 votes
Eve: Were we having some gentlemen's time?
Angel: Gentlemen's?
Eve: I mean, I understand. You're running the whole circus now, a lot of pressure, especially with your hands-on policy. No pun intended. I'm sure you could use a release.
Angel: No releasing, just bathing.
Life of the Party
received 11.3% of 53 votes
Harmony: Hey! Boss.
Angel: You're my secretary?
Harmony: Hello! "Assistant."
Angel: Explain why I shouldn't kill you.
Harmony: Secretary's fine...
Conviction
received 11.2% of 89 votes
Lorne: Wesley, would you please warn this walking infection that I haven't forgotten how she poked my head open like a Capri-Sun, and while my love for humanity allows me to tolerate her presence, if need be I will smack her down! Be a doll, Thanks.
Calvary
received 11.1% of 81 votes
Old Woman (giving her testimony): I have thirty-seven cats, and I've just changed all their names to Jasmine.
Magic Bullet
received 11.1% of 54 votes
[Lorne tries to blend in.]
Lorne: Hey, I'm praisin' Jasmine. How 'bout you?
Woman: Yeah!
Lorne: Ha ha. Okay ... [To himself] ... Tonight, the role of Judas Iscariot will be played by Krevlorneswath of the Deathwok Clan.
Magic Bullet
received 11.1% of 54 votes
Angel: I don't know yet, but what I do know is I'm not leaving this hotel without my son.
Wesley: I'll get him. I've kidnapped him before.
Magic Bullet
received 11.1% of 54 votes
Lorne: Anyone else feel like the last feisty wife in Stepford?
Sacrifice
received 11.1% of 54 votes
Gunn: What are you doing?
Wesley: Trying to imagine myself as John Wayne in Rio Bravo. You?
Gunn: Austin Stoker, Assault on Precinct Thirteen.
Cordelia: If we live through this, trade in your DVD Players and get a life.
Dad
received 11% of 82 votes
Angel: I had this dream that, uh...that Cordy was here. She was trying to tell me something--something really important.
Cordelia: Yes! And, and...?
Angel: ...It's weird.
Cordelia: *How* are you a champion? In what *way* are you a champion?
Birthday
received 11% of 82 votes
Groo: He is very fortunate to have such a woman looking after his weapon.
Lorne: I'm not touchin' that one.
Double or Nothing
received 10.9% of 55 votes
Spike (to Fred): A lot of fuss over one girl. Other things to do around here—important things.
Angel (to Spike): You know that whoosh thing that you do when you're suddenly not there anymore? I love that.
Unleashed
received 10.9% of 64 votes
Angel: I'm not gonna sing.
Lorne: Couldn't bear it if you did.
Unleashed
received 10.9% of 64 votes
Eve: You were bangin' it out to the cheap seats.
Angel: Funny, I was gonna say the same thing about that dress.
Life of the Party
received 10.8% of 74 votes
Host: See there? She had a vision. That explains it. Well, see, there's this prophecy...
Angel: A prophecy. Great. Because those always go well...
Through the Looking Glass
received 10.7% of 84 votes
Cordelia: It all makes perfect sense now. I was a cheerleader, a princess and a warrior. And I have visions and super powers and I'm the target of an evil law firm because I've spent the last three months living on a higher plane, fighting for the forces of good, who wage a battle against demons and evilies and squishy bug babies, 'cause all that stuff's real and that's the world I live in. And I think I know why I don't remember any of this 'cause, hey - who'd want to!
Slouching Toward Bethlehem
received 10.5% of 57 votes
Spanky: Vampire.
Angel: Capital "V." And there's something else you should know about me.
[He smacks Spanky across the room with a large paddle.]
Angel: I have no problem spanking men.
Conviction
received 10.5% of 95 votes
Angel: We've got two pressing matters: figuring out what we can about Cordelia's pregnancy, and destroying the Beast's master. Lorne, you're —
Lorne: Reliable as a cheap fortune cookie?
Angel: I was gonna say a guy with good contacts.
Players
received 10.2% of 69 votes
Angel: How are you feeling?
Faith: Like I did mushrooms and got eaten by a bear.
Orpheus
received 10.1% of 99 votes
Angel: Really, ah, fun party, last night.
Cordy: I'm so glad you came. You know how parties are, you're always worried that no one's going to... suck the energy out of the room like a giant, black hole of boring despair. But, there you were in the clinch.
She
received 10% of 100 votes
Lindsey: It's a secret society.
Gunn: Never heard of them.
Lindsey: That's because they're secret.
Power Play
received 10% of 100 votes
Cordelia: And this would be the same woman you didn't notice was in your bedroom every night for like three weeks straight?
Angel: That was different.
Cordelia: Different in the sitting-right-on-top-of-you sense, yeah.
Wesley: Cordelia has a point.
Cordelia: Finally!
Wesley: The last time Darla emerged she wanted to be found. Now she is out there among six million other people.
Cordelia: She could be sitting on top of anybody.
Darla
received 10% of 70 votes
Cordelia: What just happened? Can someone explain to me what just happened here?
Wesley: I believe we were fired.
Gunn: Canned.
Wesley: Let go.
Gunn: Axed.
Wesley: Shown the door.
Gunn: Booted.
Cordelia: All right! I get it. But what just happened?
Gunn: You got a thesaurus in there?
Redefinition
received 10% of 70 votes
Wesley: Everyone, I'd like you to meet my father, Roger Wyndam-Price.
Mr. Wyndam-Pryce: Hello.
Spike: Daddy, eh? I always thought Wesley was grown in some sort of greenhouse for dandies.
Lineage
received 10% of 110 votes
