Buffy the Vampire Slayer Quotes: Round 28

From the quotes below, pick your favorite. Vote for it
by selecting its number from the list in the box below.

[ Quote # 1 ]
Riley: You're not just saying that because of those dark penetrating eyes of his, are you?
Buffy: Noooo, his eyes were -- there were... there was no penetration. Cross my heart.
Buffy Vs. Dracula

[ Quote # 2 ]
Riley: What can you tell me about Dracula?
Spike: Dracula? Poncy bugger owes me eleven pounds, for one thing.
Buffy Vs. Dracula

[ Quote # 3 ]
Willow: Well, I think we have Dracula factoids.
Xander: Like any of that's enough to fight the Dark Master -- bator.
Buffy Vs. Dracula

[ Quote # 4 ]
Xander: See! Buffy didn't feel it. I think you're drawing a lot of crazy conclusions about the Unholy Prince -- bator.
Buffy Vs. Dracula

[ Quote # 5 ]
Joyce: He seemed so nice and normal...a little pale.
Willow: A good Sunnydale rule of thumb? Avoid white skinned men in capes.
Buffy Vs. Dracula

[ Quote # 6 ]
Xander: Where is he! Where's the creep that turned me into a spider eating man-bitch?
Buffy Vs. Dracula

[ Quote # 7 ]
Xander: Dammit! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Buffy: Check. No more butt monkey.
Buffy Vs. Dracula

[ Quote # 8 ]
Buffy: We're just going to the magic shop. No school supplies there.
Dawn: Yeah, Mom, I'm not going to Hogwarts.
[She giggles at her joke till she notices Buffy looking annoyed and confused.]
Dawn: Geez, crack a book sometime.
Real Me

[ Quote # 9 ]
Buffy: Suck up.
Riley: What? It's a nice outfit. Besides, "I'm here to violate your firstborn" never goes over with parents. I'm not sure why.
Real Me

[ Quote # 10 ]
Riley: I thought we had plans today?
Buffy: Plans? We planned plans?
Riley: Well, you said, "Come over tomorrow and we'll hang," and then I said, "Okay." Not the invasion of Normandy, but still a plan.
Real Me