Angel the Series Quotes: Round 27

From the quotes below, pick your favorite. Vote for it
by selecting its number from the list in the box below.

[ Quote # 1 ]
Emil: It comes down to trust. There's no Better Business Bureau for what we do. Customer complaints are dealt with through killing, torture, beating . . . sometimes fire. We call it "word of mouth advertising."
Wesley (unimpressed): If I'd known this was going to be a seminar, I'd have worn my name tag.
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[ Quote # 2 ]
Fred: What we've got here is a modification of the TS-113 Sniper Rifle. We've altered its targeting and firing mechanisms to fit the parameters you gave us. Scope works along amplified thermal wavelengths.
Emil: God... You are making me so hot right now.
Fred: Wow. Turned on by a woman holding an enormous gun. What a surprise.
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[ Quote # 3 ]
Fred: They gave me the all clear.
Wesley: I was just coming down to find you.
Fred: Though I do have to take a boatload of antibiotics. Apparently, there's some concern about where that grappling hook's been.
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[ Quote # 4 ]
Fred: Listen to you. You're blaming yourself because poor Fred got hurt. Stop trying to be all valiant - you're coming off like a self-pitying child.
Wesley (looking past her): Hello, Father.
Fred: Oh, yeah, that's mature. Well, I wish I was your father. I'd tell you to grow up.
Mr. Wyndam-Pryce: It doesn't work. I've tried.
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[ Quote # 5 ]
Wesley: Are you saying the council wants me to come back?
Mr. Wyndam-Pryce: Not necessarily. Your name's proven to be a point of contention. There are some who believe that your tenure as watcher ranks as our most embarrassing failure.
Wesley: Really. I beat out everybody dying in an explosion as most embarrassing failure.
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[ Quote # 6 ]
Wesley: Lorne runs our entertainment division.
Mr. Wyndam-Pryce: Entertainment division. Well, I can see how that would be very useful in the fight against evil.
Gunn: You'd be amazed at how many horrible movies we've stopped.
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[ Quote # 7 ]
Fred: This thing really blurs the line between human and robot.
Spike: A HA! So you're not ruling out that a human being could've boffed a robot . . . Sex with robots is more common than most people think.
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[ Quote # 8 ]
Wesley: Everyone, I'd like you to meet my father, Roger Wyndam-Price.
Mr. Wyndam-Pryce: Hello.
Spike: Daddy, eh? I always thought Wesley was grown in some sort of greenhouse for dandies.
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[ Quote # 9 ]
Spike: You've heard of me?
Mr. Wyndam-Pryce: No. We've met. 1963. My colleagues and I fell upon you slaughtering an orphanage in Vienna. Killed 2 of my men before you escaped.
Spike: Oh... how've you been?
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[ Quote # 10 ]
Angel (holding out his hand): I'm Angel. Pleasure to meet you.
Mr. Wyndam-Pryce: Do you really expect me to shake that?
Angel: I'm not real comfortable with hugging.
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