Angel the Series Quotes: Round 26

From the quotes below, pick your favorite. Vote for it
by selecting its number from the list in the box below.

[ Quote # 1 ]
Gunn: Look, I know legal weasels and business deals aren't as heroic to you as rescuing young honeys from tumescent trolls, but I love what we do.
Angel: Tumescent...trolls?
Gunn: Went a little Johnnie Cochran on ya.
The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco

[ Quote # 2 ]
Gunn: I know you hate working here, what with the bureaucracy and the fact that most of our employees want us dead. But in-house attacks are down 30% this week. And we've done more good here in a month than
Angel: investigations did in a year.
Angel: I know, I'm just... I don't know, just feeling a bit...
Spike: Squishy?
Angel: Disconnected.
The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco

[ Quote # 3 ]
Wesley: The police are on it, but my sense is it's more demonic than some murderous nut job.
Spike: So we're ruling out demonic nut jobs, then are we?
The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco

[ Quote # 4 ]
Lorne: Don't sweat it, sweetie pie. I've got my flakcatcher spinning this into P.R. gold. Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our avenging Angel.
Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case.
The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco

[ Quote # 5 ]
Angel: "All Souls"?
Wesley: Prayers for the departed.
Spike (to Angel): You should know that, being departed and all.
The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco

[ Quote # 6 ]
Gunn: Still not sure why blondie-ghost tagged along.
Spike: Not much choice really, is there? Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.
Wesley: Yeah. Remind me again how you ended up in the front seat.
Spike: Called shotgun, mate.
Wesley (looks at his shotgun): Oh. I thought we were doing a weapons check.
The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco

[ Quote # 7 ]
Number Five: Never disrespect the memory of my brothers. They were honorable men - luchadores. Mexican wrestlers. The greatest that ever lived. Together we were known as Los Hermanos Numeros.
Angel: "The Number Brothers"?
The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco

[ Quote # 8 ]
Wesley: I'd forgotten that Aztec culture was so violent.
Gunn: Yeah, 'cause our culture's so at peace.
The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco

[ Quote # 9 ]
Wesley: I understand you're feeling rejected. But this Aztec warrior, it wants the hearts for sustenance. It wants it for the meat, not the metaphor.
Angel: What are you saying?
Gunn: As meat goes, your heart's a dried-up hunk of gnarly-ass beef jerky.
The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco

[ Quote # 10 ]
Number Five: But still the demon did not want my heart.
Angel: He didn't want mine, either.
Number Five: Of course not, amigo. Who would want that dried-up walnut of a dead thing?
The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco